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<h1>When I'm An Old Lady</h1>
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<p class="poemauthor">by Joanne Bailey Baxter</p>
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<td width="100%" align="left" valign="top">When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,<br />And bring so much happiness just as they did.<br />I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.<br />Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!<br />(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...)<br /><br />I'll write on the walls with reds, whites, and blues,<br />And bounce on the furniture.....wearing my shoes.<br />I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.<br />I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!<br />(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...)<br /><br />When they're on the phone and just out of reach,<br />I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.<br />Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,<br />And when that is done, I'll hide under the bed.<br />(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...)<br /><br />When they cook dinner and call me to eat,<br />I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat.<br />I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,<br />And when they get angry...I'll run....if I'm able!<br />(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...)<br /><br />I'll sit close to the TV., through the channels I'll click<br />I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.<br />I'll take off my socks and throw one away,<br />And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!<br />(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...)<br /><br />And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,<br />I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.<br />My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,<br />And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"</td>
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<td width="100%" align="left" valign="top">When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,<br />And bring so much happiness just as they did.<br />I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.<br />Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!<br />(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...)<br /><br />I'll write on the walls with reds, whites, and blues,<br />And bounce on the furniture.....wearing my shoes.<br />I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.<br />I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!<br />(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids...)<br /><br />When th...
