Things on my desk. This is a good exercise for anyone wanting to do creative writing. If you don't have anything on your desk, or you don't have a desk at all, look out the window and describe everything that you see. That book called "The Artist's Way" by Julia Cameron is a good book to read. I honestly can say that I don't like sitting down and reading for hours at a time, I'd rather be seeing and writing about anything at all, this is always good therapy and a good form of self-expression. I just started kindling an exotic cone incense by Krishna Leela, I'm not a Harry-Krishna person, I'm not a shaved one either, although I think a shaved box is hot and easier to munch. I'm chewing Kodiak wintergreen tobacco, cough, cough, barf is the usual outcome, followed by mouthwash by Listerine in the yellow brownish liquid color. I see a London Calling The Clash compact disc leaning on the stand of my crystal ball on my desk. I also hear the news saying "we are at a low in pumpkins this year." I guess pumpkin pie will be more expensive, so what, I love that stuff, just think now, perhaps on Thanksgiving, a fat slice of pumpkin pie, with tons of Cool Whip, yum, with a tall glass of cold rich milk. I see part of the Rite Aid Central-Vite sticker with lycopene in one of my buy two-for-one-priced multivitamin plastic jars with 100+30 tablets in each container. I see that my rose scented incense cone is running out of fuel, will have to ignite another one of the six assorted incenses in that $1.55 24-pack from The Bodhi Tree spiritual store on Melrose Ave. here in Los Angeles. There is also musk, amber, sandal, patchouli, and jasmine in that Krishna Leela assortment package; the package is one third longer than a deck of playing cards. I don't gamble, only with taking risks with my artworks and making things different.

Now I smell wax burning since I put the burning cone on top of a fat circled candle, now the cone is sinking into the outer edge of the candle, which has candy cane circles inside, I wonder if they are edible. Look at that hot meteorologist on the television, nice outfit, nice tits. "We have a dry frontal boundary passing through Central California." I just solved the burning cone problem that was sinking into the candle, I put a U.S.A. metal quarter underneath this rose scented cone which is billowing into the ceiling, now I see bouquets of red roses everywhere on the ceiling and on the walls. Now I can see Jerry Garcia smiling and toasting a drink towards me, I think he's drinking a tall glass of pale ale, he's at Barney's Beanery restaurant and bar, cheering at me through one of the collages on one of the tables at that bar.

Barf, I just spit out that bunk chewing tobacco and washed my mouth out with that Listerine. I will brush my teeth momentarily. What else is on my desk? I see two small speakers attached to my computer. I also see a one foot and one half foot tall plastic woman on my desk with all those acupuncture dots and numbers all over her face and body. I also see a small bucket full of now overly-used and depleted of ink thick markers and medium thick markers on my Brother printer. That printer is bunk because one time a piece of paper got stuck so, unknowingly, I got some four inch nail and plucked the paper out, thus damaging the clean roller for the printer, thus causing the printed sheets to get several dots on each printed paper. It's not too professional to present a sheet of paper with whatever written on it with liquid paper dots all over it. It's also not professional to forget one's acne medicine on one's face during a job interview.

Other than that, I have some Key West Lime Chap-Ex flavored chapstick on my desk and a lint roller out of its roller with mostly blue lint on it; I need to unroll that to clear the stickiness for when I need it. Well, maybe I'll do that at the moment I do need it, because I don't want Julia Cameron to walk in here and get stuck on it, permanently, for the rest of her life, if she's living. Now I see President Obama on the news, he's in Korea, and now they are talking about Iran, I love Persian women, they are so sexy. Now Obama is saying that his hair is getting grey, the newscaster asked if he dyed it, Obama cussed him out. No, Obama carried himself well as usual and hopefully he'll bind the entire world into something special and provide everyone with what everyone needs. But I'm not that into politics, however I'm into the liberal arts, as well as the pursuit of mathmatical, scientific, and engineering understandings of the world and universe.